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El Welk at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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El Welk at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Western/post-punk from Denver, Colorad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🀯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

Sixteen Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Sixteen Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2026August 17, 2026

Gothic country from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Wayfarer at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Wayfarer at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2026

Atmospheric Black/Folk Metal from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years
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Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! πŸŽ‰ Dez Fafara, the legendary frontman of DEVILDRIVER and COAL CHAMBER, just…

Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month
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Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

OH NO, BRET MICHAELS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT πŸ€•! The POISON frontman has been forced to postpone his “Live…

Black Metal Supergroup I Performs Between Two Worlds in Full | Fire in the Mountains 2026
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Black Metal Supergroup I Performs Between Two Worlds in Full | Fire in the Mountains 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2026August 17, 2026

The black metal supergroup I delivered a rare live performance of their only studio album, Between Two Worlds, played in…

SubRosaat at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 β€” 07/26/2026)
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SubRosaat at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 β€” 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2026

Folk Metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Steve Von Till (Neurosis) Motivational Speech During Enslaved’s Set
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Steve Von Till (Neurosis) Motivational Speech During Enslaved’s Set

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 26, 2026August 17, 2026

Wise Words from a Wise Man. Steve Von Till shares a heartfelt message during Enslaved’s set at Fire in the…

Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
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Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🀯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…

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