Alan Davey Makes Another Album Because You Clearly Needed More Of That In Your Life
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🚀 Alan Davey, the legendary bassist and songwriter, is releasing a…
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Rex Brown Gets New Bass Because His Old One Was Getting Too Famous
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 I mean, I’m literally shaking with excitement……
Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs
I just can’t even contain my excitement right now. I mean, who needs actual music when you can just hear…
Remembering Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music
Legendary country music artist Dolly Parton dies at 80 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…
Rob Zombie in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
The Hu in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
True Mongolian folk metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
Shock rock from South Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Rob Zombie in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Senators Concerned About sailors’ Living Conditions On Floating Metal Boxes
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the USS Abraham Lincoln and its nearly nine-month deployment to the Middle…