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Tag: metal

ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…

Ghost Cop in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Ghost Cop in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

Dark wave from New York! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Holy Wire in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Holy Wire in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

New Wave from Austin, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
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Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025

Darkwave duo from Wilmington, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Bruce Dickinson Dumps Truckload of Balls on Picasso’s Corpse: 1994 Album Gets Unnecessary Makeover
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Bruce Dickinson Dumps Truckload of Balls on Picasso’s Corpse: 1994 Album Gets Unnecessary Makeover

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

🤣 Ah, 1994. A simpler time. A time when Bruce Dickinson, fresh from his little vacay from IRON MAIDEN (he…

Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!
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Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire 🔥 because Konami, yes, THAT Konami, is blessing us with a whole 37…

ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For
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ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great. More metal. 🙄 Sweden’s very own ORBIT CULTURE (never heard of ’em) are gracing us with a new…

AVATAR’s New Album: Finally, Music Even *WE* Can’t Understand
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AVATAR’s New Album: Finally, Music Even *WE* Can’t Understand

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, SWEET, another band thinks they’re reinventing the wheel! 🙄 Johannes Eckerström, the voice 🗣️ of Swedish metal “masters” AVATAR,…

Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)
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Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of the early 2000s primordial ooze? It’s SPINESHANK, baby! Jonny Santos, the voice that…

GENE HOGLAN Spills the Beans: DARK ANGEL’s ‘Extinction Level Event’ Was Made With a Radically Different Production (Like, They Actually Tuned Their Guitars This Time)
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GENE HOGLAN Spills the Beans: DARK ANGEL’s ‘Extinction Level Event’ Was Made With a Radically Different Production (Like, They Actually Tuned Their Guitars This Time)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Gene Hoglan, the dude who hits things in DARK ANGEL (yes, they’re still a thing), blabbed to Overdrive…

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