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DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)
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DORO Drips Out Another Banger: “Warriors of the Sea” Will Cure Your Depression (Probably)

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

OMG! Doro Pesch, the self-proclaimed German metal queen (more like metal court jester, amirite? 😂), has graced us with a…

MAMMOTH Plays “The End” for Mamas (Because Dads Don’t Matter, Apparently)
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MAMMOTH Plays “The End” for Mamas (Because Dads Don’t Matter, Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Folks, buckle up because MAMMOTH (formerly known as the infinitely more metal MAMMOTH WVH, because initials are *so* last year)…

Metallica Announces 2026 European Tour: Still Playing Those Same Songs, Huh
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Metallica Announces 2026 European Tour: Still Playing Those Same Songs, Huh

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Metallica, those lovable dinosaurs 🦕, are STILL at it! They’ve announced their “M72” tour is crawling back to…

Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 22, 2025

American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!

Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!

Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Pentagram at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American meme-doom metal band from Alexandria, Virginia!

Wall of death at the PeelingFlesh gig! (Houston, Texas, 05/21/2025)
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Wall of death at the PeelingFlesh gig! (Houston, Texas, 05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

New generation of American death metal!

Tribulation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Tribulation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

Gothic Metal from Stockholm, Sweden!

Unto Others at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)
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Unto Others at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/21/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

American gothic rock/heavy metal band from Portland, Oregon (with a classic Ramones song!)

Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week
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Burton C. Bell, Formerly of That Band You Kinda Remember, Drops Solo Single “Savages” to Remind You He Exists Next Week

Chord F. DiscordMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream at robots 🤖 in Fear Factory (before they presumably unionized…

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