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Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Dark ambient/industrial rock from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rome in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Rome in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Luxembourgish neofolk Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Wraith Knight in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Wraith Knight in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Epic & Cinematic Dungeon/Medieval Music by Nick Superchi Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

BREAKING NEWS Type O Negative Fans Rejoice Some Dude Found An Old Song In His Basement That Might Be From That One Album Maybe Possibly
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BREAKING NEWS Type O Negative Fans Rejoice Some Dude Found An Old Song In His Basement That Might Be From That One Album Maybe Possibly

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 TYPE O NEGATIVE fans, rejoice! 🤩 It’s been a whole 30 years since the release of…

BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
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BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…

Sunder in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Sunder in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

Dream pop/post-punk from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Feyleux in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Feyleux in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

Darkwave/dreampop from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Past Self in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Past Self in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

Darkwave/post-punk with Korean/English lyrics from Las Vegas, NV Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

SatchVai Band Ft Joe Satriani & Steve Vai in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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SatchVai Band Ft Joe Satriani & Steve Vai in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

American rock supergroup formed by guitarists Joe Satriani and Steve Vai Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Animals as Leaders in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Animals as Leaders in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Instrumental progressive metal from Washington D.C. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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