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Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has been…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Ancestral Blood in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Ancestral Blood in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Black Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Lord of Horns in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Lord of Horns in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Solo black metal from Lodi, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Vimur in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Vimur in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Black Metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again
Breaking, Music News

Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some face-melting guitar riffs and football?! 🤯 Nita Strauss is back to shred at…

Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
Breaking, Music News

Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…

Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…

EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay
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EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 EXTOL IS BACK, AND I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE EXCITED OR TERRIFIED…

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