Fit For A King in Charlotte, NC (07/21/2026)
American metalcore band from Tyler, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Tag: metal
Misery Index still exists apparently someone cared enough for new song Feral Future
Oh boy, you guys, the wait is finally over! MISERY INDEX has released a new single, “Feral Future”, and I’m…
GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously old-school metal news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not saying Girlschool is…
FEAR FACTORY Still Relevant Enough To Play Demanufacture In Colombia
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic nostalgia? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just celebrated the 30th anniversary of their…
Fates Warning’s Ray Alder and Jim Matheos bless us with acoustic Under The Sun because you clearly needed this in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will blow your minds? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying…
Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…
Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…
Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…
Mantas Still Teasing Venom Reunion Because You Clearly Need More Noise In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school black metal drama? 🤯 Because I’m about to spill all the…
Six Feet Under in Orlando, FL (07/19/2026)
American death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…