CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia overload? 🤯 Cradle of Filth is back with the second…
Tag: metal
Metal Label Finder: Because Cold-Emailing 300 Labels Isn’t a Strategy
Finding the right metal record label sounds easy—until you’re 187 browser tabs deep, three labels have been dead since the…
COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
Six Feet Under in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)
American death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Kataklysm in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)
Canadian death metal from Montreal, Quebec Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…
GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…
DUEL in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
Psychedelic Doom/Stoner Metal/Rock from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…