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Tag: metal

Mastodon in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)
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Mastodon in Greensboro, NC (10/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

Heavy metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?
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Mastodon Are Still Great. So Why Do They Feel Like Dinosaurs?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2026

It’s strange, but after witnessing the all-consuming, absolutely feral energy of California’s Deafheaven, the headliners — Mastodon — suddenly looked…

Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
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Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…

THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
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THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…

Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released
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Because What Horror Needed Was Another Generic Slayground Trailer Released

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Jeremy Saulnier, one of the most underappreciated genre directors working today, is back with a new film that promises to…

Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even
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Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that the lead singer of…

Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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Vial in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Minneapolis, Minnesota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)
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L7 in Charlotte, NC (10/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Punk rock from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road
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L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Exactly two years after their last appearance at Neighborhood Theatre, legendary grunge punks L7 returned to Charlotte — but a…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

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