When You Play Five Finger Death Punch at 7 AM 💀
Just wanted to play some Five Finger Death Punch. My neighbor had other plans. 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…
Tag: metal
Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been 32 years in the making? 🤯 I mean, I’m…
Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video
OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…
Remembering Bruno Kramm, Co-Founder of Das Ich
Bruno Kramm, co-founder and keyboardist of German dark wave and gothic-industrial band Das Ich, died on September 26, 2026, hours…
FORBIDDEN Ditches Dead Weight For Fall 2026 Tour Because Adulting Is Hard
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans utterly unsurprised, FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos…
Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…
Leng Tch’E returns because you clearly didnt have enough beige noise in your life
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that Belgian razorgrind band LENG TCH’E has…
Dying Oath at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
Metalcore from Wytheville, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Haymaker NC at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
East Viridian at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
Deathcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…