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Tag: metal

Seneca Burns at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Seneca Burns at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Pop punk/emo from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Laniidae at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2026

Modern metalcore/hardcore from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Home for the Day at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)
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Home for the Day at Brewstock Music Fest (09/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Hard-hitting pop-punk from Taylorsville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Remembering Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR
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Remembering Chuck Varga, a founding member of GWAR

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

GWAR Classic Member Chuck Varga Dies After Battle With Cancer. He was 68 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not
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Primal Fear rejects form new band because why not

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of metal history forever, former PRIMAL FEAR members…

Unto Others in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)
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Unto Others in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Gothic rock/heavy from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)
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Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Doom metal from Brooklyn, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)10:58 PM
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Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)10:58 PM

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Doom metal from Brooklyn, New York Photo: Metalgigs.us Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
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Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…

Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
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Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…

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