MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…
Tag: metal
SALIVA honors LIMP BIZKITs SAM RIVERS with obligatory tribute song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will absolutely, positively, without a doubt change your life forever?…
Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…
Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 Because I just got word that BIOHAZARD is back…
Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-at-all-ironic news? 🤦♂️ STEEL PANTHER, the most tongue-in-cheek, über-macho, hair-metal-revival band out…
METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans
I just witnessed Metallica’s performance of “…And Justice For All” at their “Life Burns Faster” residency in Las Vegas, and…
No Cure in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
Metalcore from Birmingham, Alabama Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Stick to Your Guns in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
Metalcore from Orange County, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Spite in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
Deathcore from Bay Area, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…