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SubRosa at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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SubRosa at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Doom sludge metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Phobophilic at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Phobophilic at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Borknagar at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Borknagar at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Norwegian progressive metal from Bergen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Old Man Gloom at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Old Man Gloom at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Sludge Metal, Ambient/Noise from Santa Fe, New Mexico Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Sigh at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Sigh at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Avant-garde metal from Japan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Enslaved at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Enslaved at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Progressive heavy metal from Haugesund, Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Abbath Performs Between Two Worlds at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Abbath Performs Between Two Worlds at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

The black metal supergroup I delivered a rare live performance of their only studio album, Between Two Worlds. Featuring Abbath…

CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
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CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…

Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
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Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…

FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists
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FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…

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