Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…
Tag: metal
Every Headliner Fears This
Sometimes the opening band leaves everyone wondering who's actually headlining. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change
Breaking news: METALLICA’s charitable foundation, All Within My Hands, is donating a whopping $100,000 to earthquake relief efforts in Venezuela,…
My Blue Hope in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
Indie rock from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Jaguardini in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
Independent darkwave project from Harrisonburg, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Iioioioii in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
Dark synthpop and electronic music project from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
Joshua Cotterino in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
Underground, independent musician from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…
Every Metalhead Wants This!
If you know, you know. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…