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Tag: metal

MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
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MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…

The Drummer Said He’s Clean Now…
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The Drummer Said He’s Clean Now…

Chuck B. BallsyJune 15, 2026

The blast beats say otherwise

Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares
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Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic symphonic metal? 🤘 Because I’m about to introduce you to the…

The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever 🤘
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The Fastest Metal Poser Test Ever 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

The "Name 3 Songs" test claims another victim

Bi-2 («Би-2») in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)
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Bi-2 («Би-2») in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

Belarusian pop-rock band

1990s security after hearing “Are you ready?”
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1990s security after hearing “Are you ready?”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2026

When you know exactly what's about to happen

The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise
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The Face Says 25. The Knees Say Otherwise

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

This scene from The Irishman perfectly captures the energy of certain rock bands still performing songs from their youth

Scrlett in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
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Scrlett in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

Heavy shoegaze/alternative/indie-rock from Sumter, SC

Overlay in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
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Overlay in Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

Shoegaze/alternative/indie-rock from Charleston, SC

The Soviet Maneuver Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)
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The Soviet Maneuver Charlotte, NC (06/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2026

Heavy shoegaze/post-hardcore from Charlotte, North Carolina

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