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Stitched Up Heart in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Stitched Up Heart in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Alternative metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Blackwater Drowning in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Blackwater Drowning in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Melodic Death Metal from Salisbury, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dying Oath in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Dying Oath in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Metalcore from Wytheville, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure
Breaking News: Sepultura's Drummer Leaves the Band to Join Slipknot, and the World is Still Spinning 🌎💥
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SEPULTURA’s DERRICK GREEN Totally Not Crying Himself to Sleep Every Night Over ELOY CASAGRANDE’s ‘Shocking’ Departure

Chord F. DiscordMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sepultura’s longtime drummer Eloy Casagrande has left the band to join Slipknot 🤯. We…

When you mix up the concert venues 💀
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When you mix up the concert venues 💀

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2026

Wrong hole! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Deathcore from Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Deathcore from San Diego, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Death metal from Cleveland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Ingested in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Ingested in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🤘🔥
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Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🤘🔥

Chuck B. BallsyMay 11, 2026

Death Angel rolled into The Underground on May 10th and delivered one of those shows that makes you wonder how…

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