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Tag: metal

Hatebreed in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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Hatebreed in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Metalcore/hardcore from Bridgeport, Connecticut! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

The Last Ten Seconds Of Life in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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The Last Ten Seconds Of Life in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Deathcore and downtempo metal from Mansfield, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Snuffed On Sight in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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Snuffed On Sight in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Devourment in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)
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Devourment in Houston, TX (07/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

Death metal from Dallas, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams
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Jeff Young trashes Megadeth reunion dreams

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked… not. Former Megadeth guitarist Jeff Young was…

The Opener Stole the Show 🤘
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The Opener Stole the Show 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 10, 2026

The Opener Stole the Show 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Anthrax still exists somehow releases new music video
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Anthrax still exists somehow releases new music video

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this?! 🤯 ANTHRAX is finally releasing a new album, and it’s only been…

David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song
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David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious feels? Because I just listened to the latest episode of the…

Most Modern in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)
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Most Modern in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 9, 2026

Darkwave and synth-pop from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

In A Darkened Room in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)
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In A Darkened Room in Charlotte, NC (07/09/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 9, 2026

80's inspired Goth Rock/post-punk from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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