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BEACN Invents Totally Not Overpriced Or Obsolete Voice-First Headset That You Definitely Need In Your Life Because Everything Else Is Just So Last Season, Coming This Spring 2026 To Drain Your Wallet
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BEACN Invents Totally Not Overpriced Or Obsolete Voice-First Headset That You Definitely Need In Your Life Because Everything Else Is Just So Last Season, Coming This Spring 2026 To Drain Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

πŸŽ§πŸ‘‚ BEACN just announced their brand new premium wireless headset, because who doesn’t need another expensive gadget to add to…

GUS G: ‘I Made The Super Original Decision To Not Join Any Other Bands After Playing With OZZY OSBOURNE Because I Didn’t Want To Be A Total Sellout Or Anything
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GUS G: ‘I Made The Super Original Decision To Not Join Any Other Bands After Playing With OZZY OSBOURNE Because I Didn’t Want To Be A Total Sellout Or Anything

Chord F. DiscordApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Greek guitar virtuoso Gus G has revealed that he’s not a fan of being…

Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character
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Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next…

Lamb of God to Rock Out with Face Melting Easter Oratorio in Sunnyvale Because Jesus Loves Metal
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Lamb of God to Rock Out with Face Melting Easter Oratorio in Sunnyvale Because Jesus Loves Metal

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Eventbrite: Where Events Come to Life πŸŽ‰ 🀣 Who needs actual events when you can have an endless loop…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎀 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Deicide in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Rotting Christ in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Melodic black metal from Athens, Greek Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Immolation in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)
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Immolation in Houston, TX (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Death metal from Yonkers, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Post-metal from Toronto, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Den Of Wolves in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Groove metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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