The Worst Time to Leave the Crowd
Never underestimate the opening band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
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Remembering Bonnie Tyler
Thank you, Bonnie Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
Oh boy, are you guys ready for a blast from the past? 🤯 Because Corey Taylor just spilled the beans…
Every Concert Merch Table
They only had one left… Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…
Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…
LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…
Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TESTAMENT’s Alex Skolnick has just released a new instructional guide, because…
Agent Smith Meets a Metalhead
Black shirts. Hot weather. No regrets. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…