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Tag: metal

Fire in the Mountains 2026 Security Started a Circle Pit During Galvanist’s Set
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Fire in the Mountains 2026 Security Started a Circle Pit During Galvanist’s Set

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 31, 2026August 17, 2026

Featuring Galvanist Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Canadian Wildfire Smoke Turned the Sky Red at Fire in the Mountains 2026
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Canadian Wildfire Smoke Turned the Sky Red at Fire in the Mountains 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 31, 2026August 17, 2026

Featuring YOB Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

Yob at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Yob at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 31, 2026August 17, 2026

Doom metal band from Eugene, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Night Vibes at Fire in the Mountains 2026
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Night Vibes at Fire in the Mountains 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 31, 2026August 17, 2026

Featuring 16 Horsepower! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.
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Ataraxia, because the world was missing yet another atmospheric metal band.

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh great, another metalcore band to add to the ever-growing pile of “same-old, same-old” 🙄. But wait, Swedish progressive metalcore…

Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
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Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…

Steven Sweet’s Health Issues Are Totally Fine Probably
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Steven Sweet’s Health Issues Are Totally Fine Probably

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026August 1, 2026

I just spent the last hour reading about WARRANT drummer Steven Sweet’s health issues, and I’m still trying to process…

Remembering Glen Hansard, Frontman of Irish Band the Frames
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Remembering Glen Hansard, Frontman of Irish Band the Frames

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026August 17, 2026

Glen Hansard, Irish musician who won Oscar for ‘Once,’ dies in motorcycle crash. He was 56 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

Galvanist at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Galvanist at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026August 17, 2026

Experimental Doom/Death Metal from Bozeman, Montana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

SubRosa at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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SubRosa at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Doom sludge metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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