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Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘
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Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyJune 26, 2026

Every metal vocalist has met this guy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
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Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…

Flesh Carving in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
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Flesh Carving in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Snake Father in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
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Snake Father in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Downtempo beatdown deathcore from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

I Am Mook in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
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I Am Mook in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Deathcore/metal from Jacksonville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

The Proud Metal Dad Moment
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The Proud Metal Dad Moment

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2026

Parenting done right Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Modern Metal Fans in the Comments Be Like 💀
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Modern Metal Fans in the Comments Be Like 💀

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2026

Meanwhile, I'm just enjoying the show Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

William Shatner to Embark on Ambitious Live Tour Because You Clearly Needed This in Your Life
Breaking News: William Shatner to Unleash Heavy Metal Chaos on the World, Because Why Not? 🤯
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William Shatner to Embark on Ambitious Live Tour Because You Clearly Needed This in Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt while reading that William Shatner, the 95-year-old legend behind Captain James…

Megadeth in Istanbul, Turkey (06/23/2026)
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Megadeth in Istanbul, Turkey (06/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2026

American heavy metal from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala
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VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Breaking News: Venom’s Mantas and Abaddon Celebrate 45th Anniversary of “Welcome To Hell” with Epic Concert 🤯 I just spilled…

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