Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
KNOCKED LOOSE just dropped their latest single “Hive Mind” featuring Denzel Curry, and apparently, Louisville, Kentucky’s David Armstrong Extreme Park…
After what feels like an eternity (okay, 12 years), German power metal veterans Masterplan are finally gracing us with a…
Oh, sweet merciful democracy, what fresh hell is this? Helldivers 2’s social media team decided to spice things up this…
Oh look, it’s KREATOR, the German thrash metal institution that refuses to die since the ’80s! Mille Petrozza just dropped…
Attention, lovebirds! 💘 The College Park Police Department is serving romance with a side of surveillance at their Annual Valentines…
Attention, all you underground metal geeks and tape-trading nerds — gather ’round for the literary event of the century (or…
1978-2026 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…
Oh, look, John Tardy has ideas for a new album. Eventually. Maybe. 🪦🎸 In a world where bands drop albums…
Attention all thrashers, headbangers, and general metal misfits! METAL CHURCH is back with “Dead To Rights” — and no, they…
Holy Double Bass, Batman! Pete Sandoval Finally Discovers Why He’s So Good at Drumming—Autism! Move over, Lars Ulrich—there’s a new…
