FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists
FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…
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Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…
Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…
Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…
Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
Powerviolence/Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
Melodic Black Metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
Blackened doom metal from Aachen, Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…
Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…
Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious kvlt news? 🤘 I just found out that Taake, the infamous…