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Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die
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Rick Rozz Still Alive Apparently Releasing Music With Terry Butler In Left To Die

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-filled, face-melting, and potentially soul-crushing news? 🀯 Because I’m about to drop…

The Ultimate Metalhead Regret
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The Ultimate Metalhead Regret

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2026

Some concerts are worth bending space and time for Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…

Every Headliner Fears This
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Every Headliner Fears This

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Sometimes the opening band leaves everyone wondering who's actually headlining. 🀘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change
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Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Breaking news: METALLICA’s charitable foundation, All Within My Hands, is donating a whopping $100,000 to earthquake relief efforts in Venezuela,…

My Blue Hope in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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My Blue Hope in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Indie rock from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Jaguardini in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Jaguardini in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Independent darkwave project from Harrisonburg, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Iioioioii in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Iioioioii in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Dark synthpop and electronic music project from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Joshua Cotterino in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Joshua Cotterino in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Underground, independent musician from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
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Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🀯 I just got done…

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