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Tag: metal

Steve Von Till (Neurosis) Motivational Speech During Enslaved’s Set
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Steve Von Till (Neurosis) Motivational Speech During Enslaved’s Set

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 26, 2026August 17, 2026

Wise Words from a Wise Man. Steve Von Till shares a heartfelt message during Enslaved’s set at Fire in the…

Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
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Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🀯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…

Neurosis at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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Neurosis at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 26, 2026August 17, 2026

Post-metal from Oakland, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Enslaved feat. Kevin Kicking Woman at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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Enslaved feat. Kevin Kicking Woman at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 26, 2026

Norwegian heavy metal from Haugesund Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life
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DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! Dark Funeral is working on new music and I can barely contain my excitement πŸ™„. I…

Yaotl Mictlan at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Yaotl Mictlan at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Folk/Black Metal from Mexico Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans
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Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Okay, so MASTODON is back with a new album, “Marrow Deep”, and it’s not like we’ve been waiting for five…

Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing
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Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing advice from Entheos’ vocalist Chaney Crabb? 🀯 Because I’m about to…

16 Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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16 Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Gothic country from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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Agalloch at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Extreme metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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