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Tag: metal

Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?
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Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
OH LOOK, IT'S THAT BAND THAT MAKES MUSIC SO COMPLICATED EVEN THEIR MOMS NEED A FLOWCHART TO FOLLOW ALONG
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BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

Dropkick Murphys feat. Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys feat. Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Aggrolites in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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The Aggrolites in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

American reggae from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Hardcore punk from Boston, MA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY
Sharon Osbourne: Queen of Keeping It Real (and Also Probably Cursing)
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SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

In a recent episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast—which, fun fact, is hosted by Bunnie XO, aka Alisa DeFord, aka…

Gods Tower in Warsaw, Poland (02/22/2026)
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Gods Tower in Warsaw, Poland (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Pagan/Folk/Doom Metal from Belarus! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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