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Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2026

Ronnie Radke turned into the final boss of the Predator universe 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

Organ Dealer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/120/2026, Pre-Fest event)
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Organ Dealer at Maryland Deathfest 2026 (05/120/2026, Pre-Fest event)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Grindcore from New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Apex dance scene (Slayer edition)
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Apex dance scene (Slayer edition)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Can Charlize Theron survive the end of Taron Egerton’s killer song? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Metallica in ChorzĂłw, Poland (05/19/2026)
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Metallica in ChorzĂłw, Poland (05/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2026

Classic heavy metal from LA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

POV: You’re at a funeral but Archspire is playing tonight 🤘
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POV: You’re at a funeral but Archspire is playing tonight 🤘

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2026

Average Archspire fan at a family funeral Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure
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Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic comeback in metal history, folks! 🤘 FEAR FACTORY is back with a vengeance, and…

NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO On Upcoming ‘The Last Word’ Album: ‘We Phoned It In But Hope You’ll Still Buy It Anyway’
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NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO On Upcoming ‘The Last Word’ Album: ‘We Phoned It In But Hope You’ll Still Buy It Anyway’

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

So, you want to know about the latest scoop on NONPOINT’s new single “Is It” and their upcoming album “The…

Sting in Charlotte, NC (05/18/2026)
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Sting in Charlotte, NC (05/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2026

«Fragile» Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Behemoth soundcheck before the show in Dallas, TX
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Behemoth soundcheck before the show in Dallas, TX

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

From Meet & Greet (0515/2025) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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