UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly
Break out the party hats and oversized novelty sunglasses, folks, because UGLY KID JOE is back with a new album…
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The One Shirt Nobody Expected
There's always one Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Alissa White-Gluz and Dragonforce’s super secret collab that nobody actually cared about
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS! 🤯 Alissa White-Gluz is joining DragonForce and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up…
Scientists Confirm Every Band Thinks Their New Album Is Their Heaviest Yet
JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #005 After reviewing more than 53,000 interviews with musicians spanning five decades, the Jackal Research Division…
Gregor Mackintosh credits sense of humor for not killing bandmates yet
OH NO, PARADISE LOST IS STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!! 🤯 I guess that’s what happens when you have…
European Metal Festivals Be Like
SPF 50 wasn't enough Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack
I just spilled my beer all over my Iron Maiden t-shirt because I’m so shocked… just kidding, I’m not that…
Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party
Oh boy, you guys, it’s finally happening! Former IRON MAIDEN singer Blaze Bayley is going to be inducted into the…
Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…
Every Morning After a Metal Show
The memories were priceless. The bar tab wasn't. 🍺💸 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…