OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…
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ARCHITECTS Announce Spring 2026 U.S. Tour With Enough Tremolo Picks To Fix A Thousand Broken Mirrors, Drop Video For ‘Broken Mirror’
Hold onto your neck braces and prepare your eardrums for the glorious return of the UK’s finest architects of chaos,…
STONE SOUR guitarist JOSH RAND’s THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT promises you a full-length album… right after the heat death of the universe in 2026
In the thunderous, eternal battle against the ever-looming threat of having actual release dates, THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT has emerged victorious…
The OG Slipknot Vocalist Anders Colsefni Is Going To Iowa To Scream About Eating Flesh And Murdering People For Fun, Apparently
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Ghost of Slipknot Past is Back, and He’s Brought a Crowzade! 🎉 Let the 666 Days…
EXODUS Finds Brand New, Unheard-of Way to Write Riffs, Names Band After a Big Guy
Hold onto your studded leather jackets and prepare your necks for the ultimate whiplash, because the thrash titans known as…
BRING ME THE HORIZON Announces ‘L.I.V.E. In São Paulo (Live Immersive Virtual Experiment)’ Cinema Event
🚨 ALERT: METAL GODS BLESS MORTALS WITH “L.I.V.E. IN SÃO PAULO” 🚨 Brace Yourselves for the Most “Immersive” Experience Since…
City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government
🚨BREAKING: The City of La Vergne, Tennessee has officially declared January 17, 2026, as “Megadeth Day,” because nothing screams “thrash…
Kreator’s Mille Petrozza Says The World Needs More Than Just Sad Songs To Get Through The Day, Apparently
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, German thrash metal titans KREATOR have decided to…
LORNA SHORE Is Absolutely Thrilled to Announce Their 2026 Spring Cleaning North American Tour Featuring PALEFACE SWISS and SIGNS OF THE SWARM
🚨 BREAKING: LORNA SHORE HAS OFFICIALLY INVADED YOUR PLAYLIST AND YOUR THERAPIST’S OFFICE 🚨 Remember when music was just catchy…
WILLIAM DUVALL Cries Over Metal Legends Dying: “Please Don’t Die, You Leave a Big Void in My Spotify Playlist”
So, William DuVall from Alice in Chains basically looked at the obituary section for 2025, saw Ozzy, Ace Frehley, and…