Joshua Cotterino in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
Underground, independent musician from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Tag: metal
Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…
Every Metalhead Wants This!
If you know, you know. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Jason Newsted Abandons Dignity To Tour With The Chophouse Band Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted and his band The Chophouse…
You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…
30 Seconds to Mars Got Me in Trouble
When you fall asleep listening to 30 Seconds to Jared Leto Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
Rectoplasm in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
Brutal Death Metal from Columbia, South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (07/01/2026)
Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Amy Lee Discovers Women Exist In Metal Besides Her
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Amy…