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Tag: metal

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End
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More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

The Marvel Cinematic Universe is still slowly leaking its way into the world of mutants, one drip at a time.…

Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason
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Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sharon Osbourne revealed that the organizers of last year’s “Back To The Beginning” charity…

Violent Magic Orchestra in Charlotte, NC (10/13/2026)
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Violent Magic Orchestra in Charlotte, NC (10/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2026

Electronic Black Metal from France / Japan / United States Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Secret Chiefs 3 in Charlotte, NC (10/13/2026)
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Secret Chiefs 3 in Charlotte, NC (10/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2026

Experimental and avant-garde rock from San Francisco, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Igorrr in Charlotte, NC (10/13/2026)
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Igorrr in Charlotte, NC (10/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2026

Gautier Serre, Experimental French musician Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Igorrr Live in Charlotte, NC — Darker, Heavier, Still Insane!
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Igorrr Live in Charlotte, NC — Darker, Heavier, Still Insane!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2026

Igorrr brought his beautifully twisted madness to Charlotte, North Carolina, and the show was an absolute blast. Gautier Serre was…

SC Fear Farm Part 2 💀 ALL THE NIGHTMARES IN ONE PLACE!
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SC Fear Farm Part 2 💀 ALL THE NIGHTMARES IN ONE PLACE!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Part 2 of our visit to SC Fear Farm in Blacksburg, South Carolina! 💀🎃 We explored the haunted attractions, creepy…

IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore
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IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ian Hill is retiring from Judas Priest! 🌪️ As if we hadn’t seen this…

Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame
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Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEMORIAM is releasing their final album, “Endgame”, and I’m not sure if I’ll survive…

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