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Tag: metal

Spite in Greensboro: Pure Chaos, Unfiltered Aggression!
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Spite in Greensboro: Pure Chaos, Unfiltered Aggression!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Hangar 1819 in Greensboro was packed wall to wall with fans ready for a full-on assault of metalcore and deathcore.…

Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway
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Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, Megadeth is touring again and we’re all doomed to have an amazing time 🀘! I mean, who needs…

Nightmare Weekend Raleigh: $60 for Empty Chairs πŸ’€
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Nightmare Weekend Raleigh: $60 for Empty Chairs πŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2026

Three hours of driving, $60 for one ticket, and two days at Nightmare Weekend Raleigh. We came for horror legends…

NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again
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NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 NEVERMORE is back, and they’re not just phoning it…

DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club
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DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more Doro Pesch music! 🀩 I mean, who doesn’t need a…

Plini in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)
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Plini in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2026

Australian guitarist and songwrite Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack
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Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school death metal? 🀯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of…

Night Verses in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)
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Night Verses in Charlotte, NC (10/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 15, 2026

Instrumental rock/progressive metal from Fullerton, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career
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Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🀯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… STAIND is releasing…

Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party
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Ozzy Needs Boost To Legacy So Jack And Sharon Threw Him A Party

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 I just found out that Jack and Sharon Osbourne…

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