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Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did
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Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious kvlt news? 🀘 I just found out that Taake, the infamous…

Midwife at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Midwife at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Madeline Elizabeth Johnston — American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and audio engineer from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and banjo player from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

El Welk at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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El Welk at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Western/post-punk from Denver, Colorad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🀯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

Sixteen Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Sixteen Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2026

Gothic country from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Wayfarer at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Wayfarer at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2026

Atmospheric Black/Folk Metal from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years
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Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! πŸŽ‰ Dez Fafara, the legendary frontman of DEVILDRIVER and COAL CHAMBER, just…

Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month
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Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

OH NO, BRET MICHAELS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT πŸ€•! The POISON frontman has been forced to postpone his “Live…

Black Metal Supergroup I Performs Between Two Worlds in Full | Fire in the Mountains 2026
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Black Metal Supergroup I Performs Between Two Worlds in Full | Fire in the Mountains 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2026

The black metal supergroup I delivered a rare live performance of their only studio album, Between Two Worlds, played in…

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