Udo still making music somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a whole lot of metal? Because Udo Dirkschneider and…
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THIS HAUNTED FARM WANTS YOU DEAD 😈 | Reapers Realm 2026
We’re teaming up with Reapers Realm Haunted Farm & Trail in Salisbury, NC for the opening of the new haunt…
Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX just dropped the official music video…
F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US military F-16 fighter jet that crashed in Grand Traverse County, Michigan,…
Evan Seinfeld Calls Out 90% Of Metalheads For Being Slobs
I just spit out my beer when I heard that Evan Seinfeld, the vocalist and bassist of Biohazard, has launched…
Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Florida Republican Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is calling out President Donald…
Trash Panda in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Fleshcrawl in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
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Jungle Rot in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
Death Metal from Kenosha, Wisconsin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Vader in Greensboro, NC (09/16/2026)
Death/Thrash Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…