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Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data
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Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Google is at it again, trying to convince us that we need yet another gadget to track our every move,…

Inter Arma Crushed Chapel Hill — Now Give Them Bigger Stages!
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Inter Arma Crushed Chapel Hill — Now Give Them Bigger Stages!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

Inter Arma absolutely crushed it at Local 506 in Chapel Hill. But after 20 years of delivering outstanding metal, this…

Inter Arma in Chapel Hill, NC
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Inter Arma in Chapel Hill, NC

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

Post-Metal from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Hilt in Chapel Hill, NC (10/10/2026)
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Hilt in Chapel Hill, NC (10/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2026

«Superdoom» from Raleigh, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Antichrist Siege Machine in Chapel Hill, NC
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Antichrist Siege Machine in Chapel Hill, NC

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2026

Black/death/war metal from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed
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Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Australian thrash metal pioneers MORTAL SIN have announced their return to the stage after…

Bro Discovered Sleep Token 💀
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Bro Discovered Sleep Token 💀

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2026

One Sleep Token song later and bro thinks he's the king of the underground. 💀🤘 #FunnyAsHell #SleepToken #Metalhead #MetalMeme #SpiderMan3…

Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album
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Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

I mean, seriously, Devin Townsend is a force to be reckoned with, and his latest announcement has left us all…

John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life
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John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process it myself,…

TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again
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TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of Rage Against the…

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