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THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest
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THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…

Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
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Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat ๐ŸŽ‰! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…

Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!
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Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Marriage is temporary. Bathory is forever! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Alternative metal from Lawrence, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Stone Temple Pilots in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Stone Temple Pilots in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Alternative rock/grunge from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

Dorothy in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Dorothy in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

American rock band fronted by songwriter and vocalist Dorothy Martin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Moldovans Took Over Greensboro ๐Ÿ”ฅ Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819
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Moldovans Took Over Greensboro ๐Ÿ”ฅ Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

What a night at Hangar 1819! Infected Rain came to Greensboro looking little bit exhausted from the brutal tour grind…

Infected Rain in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Infected Rain in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Moldovan heavy metal from Chiศ™inฤƒu Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Stitched Up Heart in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Stitched Up Heart in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Alternative metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of…

Blackwater Drowning in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Blackwater Drowning in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Melodic Death Metal from Salisbury, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe…

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