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Tag: metal

200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form
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200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 200 STAB WOUNDS is back, and they’re not just bringing their…

Black Label Society in Raleigh, NC (09/15/2026)
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Black Label Society in Raleigh, NC (09/15/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 16, 2026

Heavy metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords
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Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In a move that’s being hailed as a major milestone in the world of hard rock and metal, MNRK Music…

Remembering Cheetah Chrome, founding guitarist of punk pioneers Dead Boys
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Remembering Cheetah Chrome, founding guitarist of punk pioneers Dead Boys

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 14, 2026

The punk rock world lost one of its original architects with the passing of Eugene Richard O’Connor, better known as…

ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan
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ProgPower USA 2027 somehow still happening with Nevermore Metal Church and dads from Masterplan

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: ProgPower USA is back for another year 🌪️! I mean,…

Sex Pistols in Houston, TX (09/13/2026)
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Sex Pistols in Houston, TX (09/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 14, 2026

Classic English punk rock from London Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Iron Maiden in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)
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Iron Maiden in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2026

Classic English heavy metal from Leyton, East London Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Megadeth in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)
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Megadeth in Charlotte, NC (09/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2026

Classic heavy metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
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KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…

Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake
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Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Wisconsin congressman Tom Tiffany had quite the Saturday night, making an…

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