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Ensiferum in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)
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Ensiferum in Charlotte, NC (11/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Finnish folk metal from Helsinki Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

https://www.youtube.com/@Jackal_Today Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Layne Staley’s Diary: Now Good for Something Besides Gathering Dust
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Layne Staley’s Diary: Now Good for Something Besides Gathering Dust

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? “This Angry Pen Of Mine: Recovering The Journals Of Layne Staley” – a totally authorized…

LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen
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LAMB OF GOD Drops New Single ‘Parasocial Christ’ – Prepare to Worship Your Screen

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

LAMB OF GOD, those elder statesmen of metalcore dad-rock, have graced us with “Parasocial Christ,” a three-minute sonic tantrum designed…

Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album
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Rob Zombie Unleashes ‘Heathen Days’ – Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe a Headache) from ‘The Great Satan’ Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG! 😱 Rob Zombie, the dude who still thinks it’s 1998, is dropping “Heathen Days”, the *second* single (because one…

Death To All in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Death To All in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

A tribute band to the original Death Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Gorguts in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Gorguts in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

Technical/Avant-garde Death Metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Phobophilic in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Phobophilic in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Breaking: Blind Guardian Bravely Stumbles Through North America in 2025, Kicking Off Tour in Fort Lauderdale Because Why Not
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Breaking: Blind Guardian Bravely Stumbles Through North America in 2025, Kicking Off Tour in Fort Lauderdale Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 The geriatric German power metallers BLIND GUARDIAN, bless their little hobbit hearts, 👴👵 actually dared to kick off…

Like Moths To Flames in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)
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Like Moths To Flames in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Metalcore from Columbus, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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