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Headbanging Their Way to Eurovision Glory: LAVINA Rocks Serbia’s Spot in 2026 Eurotrash Extravaganza
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Headbanging Their Way to Eurovision Glory: LAVINA Rocks Serbia’s Spot in 2026 Eurotrash Extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Oh look, another “modern” metal band from the Balkans, because apparently Europe hasn’t had enough of those. But hey, at…

FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’
FEAR FACTORY's Dino Cazares is done with his ex-bandmates, and he wants everyone to know it—preferably without getting angry emails about it
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FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…

BEHEMOTH’s Bangkok Concert: Where Even The Gods Of Death Metal Were Like “Bruh, That’s Too Much”
BEHEMOTH Brings the Fire (and Blasphemy) to Bangkok, While India Cowers in Fear
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BEHEMOTH’s Bangkok Concert: Where Even The Gods Of Death Metal Were Like “Bruh, That’s Too Much”

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to grace Thailand with their unholy presence! BEHEMOTH, the Polish black/death metal titans who’ve…

Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Saturnus in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Saturnus in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Melodic Doom/Death Metal from Denmark Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Stabbing in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Stabbing in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Necrogilistic Anomaly in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Necrogilistic Anomaly in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Coagulated in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Coagulated in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Paradise Lost in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Paradise Lost in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Doom/Gothic Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Shores of Null in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Shores of Null in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Melodic Death/Doom Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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