Breaking news: Dave Mustaine is retiring from music due to a condition that’s making it hard for him to play the guitar 🎸👋. But don’t worry, he’s going out with a bang, and by bang, I mean a farewell tour that’s going to be so epic, you’ll forget all about his impending retirement 🎉. In a recent interview with La Tercera, Mustaine spoke about his decision to embark on a farewell tour, saying “I have an injury to my hand… and it’s gonna get worse, so at some point, I’m gonna have to face doing a procedure, and if it doesn’t turn out, then I won’t be able to play anymore anyway” 🤕. Yeah, because playing the guitar is all about the hands, right? I mean, who needs fingers when you can just use your feet or something? 🤣
But seriously, Mustaine’s condition, known as Dupuytren’s contracture, is no joke 🤕. It’s like a curse that’s slowly turning his hand into a claw, making it impossible for him to play the guitar 🎸. And let’s be real, if you can’t play the guitar, you might as well just retire and become a professional grandpa 🎂. I mean, who needs to be a rockstar when you can spend your days playing with grandkids and eating early bird specials? 🍴
And speaking of rockstars, Mustaine also talked about his decision to include his version of “Ride The Lightning” on the final Megadeth album 🤘. Because, you know, he co-wrote the song with James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich, and he wanted to make it his own 🎶. And by “make it his own,” I mean he wanted to speed it up and add some more playing to the solo section 🤘. Yeah, because that’s exactly what the song was missing – more playing 🙄.
But hey, at least Mustaine is being honest about his reasons for including the song on the album 🎤. He said, “I wanted to make Megadeth’s version different… so we sped it up, and we improved… well, we didn’t… wrong word. We modified the drums at the end, and we added a little bit more playing” 🤣. And by “modified the drums,” I’m pretty sure he means they added more cowbell 🐮. Because, let’s be real, everything is better with more cowbell 🎸.
And what about the guys in Metallica? Have they commented on Mustaine’s version of “Ride The Lightning”? 🤔 Well, according to Mustaine, he wasn’t looking for their comments, and he doesn’t know if they’ve said anything 🙅♂️. But he does know that he’s talented, and that he and James Hetfield made a great team 🤝. Yeah, because nothing says “great team” like two guys who can’t stand each other 🤣.
So, what’s next for Mustaine? 🤔 Well, he’s going to spend his time being a happy grandpa, and maybe, just maybe, he’ll wake up one morning and his hand will be miraculously healed 🙏. But until then, he’s just going to make the best of it, and rock out with his farewell tour 🎸. And who knows, maybe he’ll even add some more cowbell to the songs 🐮. Because, let’s be real, you can never have too much cowbell 🎶.
And did you know that Dupuytren’s contracture is also known as Viking Disease? 🤔 Yeah, because nothing says “Viking” like a bunch of old dudes with claw hands 🤣. But seriously, it’s a pretty common condition, especially among Northern European populations 🌎. And it’s not just limited to old dudes – anyone can get it, even rockstars 🤘.
But hey, at least Mustaine is taking it in stride 🎸. He’s like, “Yeah, I’ve got Viking Disease, but I’m still going to rock out and play some sick guitar riffs” 🤘. And that’s exactly what he’s doing with his farewell tour 🎉. It’s called “This Was Our Life,” and it’s going to be a wild ride 🎠. So, if you haven’t already, grab your tickets and get ready to rock out with Mustaine and the rest of Megadeth 🎟.
And finally, let’s talk about Megadeth’s final album, which debuted at the top of the U.S. album chart 🎉. Yeah, because nothing says “success” like a bunch of old dudes playing music that’s relevant to a bunch of other old dudes 🤣. But seriously, the album is pretty good, and it’s definitely worth checking out 🎶. So, go ahead and give it a listen, and let me know what you think 🤔.
🎸👏🎶🤘🎸👀🎶🙏🎸👍
