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Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)
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Entheos in Charlotte, NC (06/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Girlfriend vs. Marduk
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Girlfriend vs. Marduk

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

She chose the worst possible moment Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Bustié in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
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Bustié in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

Dark electro project from New York, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
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Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2026

«Bass heavy post punk darkwave» from Greensboro, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Corpse Dust in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)
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Corpse Dust in Charlotte, NC (06/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2026

Industrial/EBM/darkwave from Asheville, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

POV: HR asks why you disappeared during your shift
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POV: HR asks why you disappeared during your shift

Chuck B. BallsyJune 16, 2026

Me defending my decision to leave work for a Morbid Angel show Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics
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TOM MORELLO totally not a self important rockstar tells people to shut up and let him be involved in politics

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Tom Morello, the guitarist of Rage Against the Machine, has once again spoken out…

All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying
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All Hail Megatron, the Only Theme Park Meet and Greet Character Who Won’t Judge You for Eating an Entire Churro by Yourself While Crying

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

I’ve never been the biggest fan of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, and honestly, who can blame me? They’re like the…

MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
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MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…

The Drummer Said He’s Clean Now…
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The Drummer Said He’s Clean Now…

Chuck B. BallsyJune 15, 2026

The blast beats say otherwise Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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