Slaughter to Prevail in Houston, TX (09/10/2026)
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TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…
William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him
Breaking News: BEARTOOTH Frontman Caleb Shomo Comes Out as Gay and the World is Apparently Still Spinning 🌎💥. I mean,…
Nevermore Reunites Without Guy Who Made Them Worth Listening To
Oh boy, where do I even start with this drama-filled news? NEVERMORE, the legendary metal band, has decided to reunite…
Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess
Oh no, the world is ending and Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation is here to save us with her…
Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs
Nintendo Direct was back with a vengeance this week, showering us with a plethora of announcements that will keep our…
Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some experimental music that will make you question the very fabric of reality?…
FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal nostalgia? 🤘 Because FORBIDDEN is back with a brand new,…
Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza
Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: Tommy Lee is making a rare appearance at a horror…