Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
Goth/post-punk from Los Angeles, Ca Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Tag: metal
3 Days at a Metal Festival Be Like… 💀
Three days of metal, no sleep, no voice, no legs left. 💀🤘 At this point, we're basically Frodo and Sam.…
SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…
Forza Horizon 6 might graciously bless PS5 with physical release in 2027
It’s time to put the pedal to the metal, folks, because the latest rumors suggest that Forza Horizon 6 is…
When Security Tries to Kick You Out of the Mosh Pit
They asked me to leave the pit. They should have asked with respect. 💀 #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MoshPit #TheGodfather #DonCorleone…
When You Get Front Row at a Metal Show 🤘
Nothing hits quite like getting front row at a metal show. 🤘 #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MetalShow #Funny #Titanic #MovieMeme #Shorts…
FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…
TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…
Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that CREED is back and…
Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Voivod t-shirt, and it’s not because I’m excited about their new…