Flotsam and Jetsam bassist still salty about being less famous than Nirvana 30 years later
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 Because I just got my hands on the latest…
Tag: metal
Dave Mustaine singlehandedly saved metal guitarists from eternal shame
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgic metal goodness? 🤘 Because Dave Mustaine just spilled his guts about…
Stephen Pearcy still talking about Van Halen 40 years later somehow
Oh boy, are you ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because Stephen Pearcy, the founder and frontman of…
Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…
ICE-T States The Blindingly Obvious About US Being A Dumpster Fire
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Body Count? 😂 Because, apparently, Ice-T and Ernie C are already…
Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
Deathcore from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
Technical/Brutal Death Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
Technical Brutal Death Metal from New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…
Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)
Legendary shock rockers Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…