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Tag: metal

Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Sometime in February in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Instrumental progressive metal and rock trio from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Hinayana in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Hinayana in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Melodic death metal/doom from Austin, Texas. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Fires in the Distance in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)
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Fires in the Distance in Charlotte, NC (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Melodic death/doom metal from Newington, Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Mötley Crüe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
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Mötley Crüe in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Hard rock from Hollywood, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Tesla in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)
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Tesla in Houston, TX (09/11/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2026

Hard rock from Sacramento, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer
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Phil Soussan Thrilled To Maybe Possibly Have Found New LAST IN LINE Singer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

We’re shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that LAST IN LINE has finally found a new singer to replace the departed Andrew…

Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
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Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🤯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…

Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash
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Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In the ever-unpredictable world of gaming, it seems like the only constant is the drama surrounding Hideo Kojima’s projects. Earlier…

Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer
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Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

So, ARCHGOAT is back with a new album, “Nightbringer, Lightbringer”, because the world really needed more Finnish blackened death metal…

Burton C Bell still talking somehow
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Burton C Bell still talking somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…

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