John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process it myself,…
Tag: metal
TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of Rage Against the…
When the Bass Hits at a Metal Festival 💀🤘
When the headliner is so heavy, even the dinosaurs feel it. 🦖💀 Turn it up! #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Deathcore #MetalFestival #BassDrop…
When the Singer Says “We’re Family” 😂🤘
“We’re all family here!” — VIP package: $300. 💀 Family comes at a premium. #FunnyAsHell #Metal #Metalhead #MetalMeme #MetalBand #VIP…
Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…
Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, our nation’s premier performing arts center, is getting…
Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live
In a shocking turn of events, Brian May has clarified that he never said Queen would never tour again, because…
ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to
I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a band that’s been around since the Clinton administration? ALIEN ANT FARM,…
Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
Bass heavy post punk darkwave from Greensboro, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Computer Kill in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
Post-punk/darkwave from Baltimore, MD Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…