Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: metal

Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
Videos

Two Stroke Smoke in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Beatdown/slam band from Shelby, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
Videos

Flaw in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

American nu metal band from Louisville, Kentucky Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Mafia in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
Videos

Mafia in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Death metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Die The Fallen in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)
Videos

Die The Fallen in Gastonia, NC (11/11/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 12, 2025

Dad-Metal from Upstate South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!
Videos

Centinex late evening talk with Martin Schulman: The Lemmy of Swedish Death Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 11, 2025

Swedish death metal veteran Martin Schulman — the founding bassist and driving force behind Centinex and Demonical — joins MetalGigs.us…

Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese
Breaking, Music News

Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese

Chord F. DiscordNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, they’re back! POWER TRIP, the Texan thrashers who were last seen… well, you know 💀. Guitarist…

EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh
Live, Music News

EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh

Chord F. DiscordNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! EPICA, those symphonic metal darlings who peaked like, a decade ago, are POSTPONING their…

SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now
Breaking, Music News

SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

So, SABATON, those Swedish metalheads who apparently think history is just a suggestion for song lyrics, have dropped another single…

N.R.M. in Vilnius, Lithuania (11/07/2025)
Videos

N.R.M. in Vilnius, Lithuania (11/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Rock band from Minsk, Belarus Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ulcerate in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
Videos

Ulcerate in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Avant-garde/Technical Death Metal from New Zealand (Ulcerate's gig was cancelled due to the club's poor condition – at one point,…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 92 93 94 … 175 Next

Latest posts

  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump Endorses Bruce Blakeman Over Kathy Hochul
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Secures 65 BILLION BARRELS of Venezuelan Oil Reserves
  • Grand Theft Auto VI Latest Updates And Details
  • Trump Names Harrison Ford As 2nd-Greatest President In History
  • Milo Yiannopoulos Gets Free Border Wall Tour Courtesy of ICE

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.