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Tag: metal

BUTCHER BABIES: Still Alive, Still Making Music, Apparently It’s ‘Personal’
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BUTCHER BABIES: Still Alive, Still Making Music, Apparently It’s ‘Personal’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Prepare yourselves, peasants! BUTCHER BABIES, those titans of… something… are gracing us with new music in…

Sharon Osbourne Nukes Geezer Butler’s Grandma’s Attic Tapes: A Legal Thriller
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Sharon Osbourne Nukes Geezer Butler’s Grandma’s Attic Tapes: A Legal Thriller

Chord F. DiscordNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups โ˜•, because Sharon Osbourne, bless her perpetually youthful heart (and face ๐Ÿ˜œ), has graced us with…

SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes
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SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes

Chord F. DiscordNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

SABATON, those Swedish metallers who haven’t figured out that history is, like, *totally* boring, decided to unleash their “The Legendary…

Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload
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Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

ALTER BRIDGE, those lovable purveyors ofโ€ฆ well, whatever it is they do, just dropped a bombshell ๐Ÿ’ฃ, folks! Prepare yourselves,…

Gwar is Still Alive? Shock Rock Legends Drench Greensboro (And Get Political)
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Gwar is Still Alive? Shock Rock Legends Drench Greensboro (And Get Political)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Gwar played Greensboro on their "The Return of GOR GOR" tour, and it was… expectedly insane. The legendary band is…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Band, THE VIOLENT HOUR, Drops a Music Video So Bad It’ll Make You Want ‘Sex And Cigarettes’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ™„, THE VIOLENT HOUR, which is basically BUTCHER BABIES 2.0 but without the other chick, fronted by former BUTCHER…

Dwarves in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Dwarves in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

American punk rock band from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe…

Gwar in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Gwar in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

American heavy metal band formed in Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
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Helmet in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 13, 2025

Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe…

RAVEN Does METALLICA’s ‘Metal Militia’ โ€“ Prepare for Pigeon Mayhem from ‘Tribute to Kill ‘Em All (Again?)’
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RAVEN Does METALLICA’s ‘Metal Militia’ โ€“ Prepare for Pigeon Mayhem from ‘Tribute to Kill ‘Em All (Again?)’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Silver Lining Music, apparently unaware of the sheer audacity of their actions, will be unleashing “No Life ‘Til Leather –…

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