Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…
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Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis…
Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing advice from Entheos’ vocalist Chaney Crabb? 🤯 Because I’m about to…
A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? 🎉 Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…
Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…
Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…
Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Nickelodeon just dropped the first trailer for the upcoming…
LAUREN HART Somehow Convinces ARCH ENEMY To Hire Her
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Arch Enemy news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process the…
Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…
Tom Cruise Unrecognizable Again Because That’s All He’s Got Left
Because the world was just missing a film where Tom Cruise plays a billionaire businessman who causes an environmental calamity…