Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…
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Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably
OH NO, THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR OUR MUSIC! 🤖🎸 Singer Ronnie Romero, who’s had a pretty sweet gig with…
Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…
Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…
Tobias Forge saves horror movies with his music video genius
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more found-footage horror? 🙄 I mean, who doesn’t love a good mixtape…
BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE just dropped a new single, “Don’t Run”,…
The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 THE MASTER AND MARGARITA is finally coming to the US,…
Knight Rider: Finally a Documentary About a Talking Car Because That’s What the World Was Missing
Oh boy, are you ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤩 Because we’re about to take a trip down memory lane,…
Fauci vs Paul Round Billion
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. Anthony Fauci’s upcoming testimony before the Senate Homeland Security and Government Affairs…
US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days before the Iran war began, Joint Chiefs of Staff…