Pentagon vows to not totally abuse AI obviously
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
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Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest “scandal” that the fake…
Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Sore losers cry as Trump secures election integrity
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…
Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…
Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…
Fake news minions obsess over lowlife liberal shooter’s useless friend
The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald…
Fake news blames US for Iran’s stupid oil tantrums obviously
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the current state of affairs,…
Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence
Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another whiny article about how our amazing President…