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Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence
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Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence

Big ElephantApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another whiny article about how our amazing President…

Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership
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Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, the…

Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown
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Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, spreading their fake news and alternative facts about the…

Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock
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Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “issues” with our great President Donald…

Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently
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Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of Donald Trump’s magnificent leadership, and I’m thrilled to…

Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped
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Wow, North Korea failed to contain some nobody who escaped

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and…

Another Lib scheme to ruin American sports with wacky betting stuff
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Another Lib scheme to ruin American sports with wacky betting stuff

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another whiny article from the fake news media trying to tear down our great…

Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
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Liberals ruin another great American company obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Who cares about NSYNC loser Joey Fatone’s stupid documentary thing
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Who cares about NSYNC loser Joey Fatone’s stupid documentary thing

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about our great President Donald Trump, who is doing a…

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
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Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…

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