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Liberals ruin another great American company obviously
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Liberals ruin another great American company obviously

Big ElephantApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Who cares about NSYNC loser Joey Fatone’s stupid documentary thing
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Who cares about NSYNC loser Joey Fatone’s stupid documentary thing

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about our great President Donald Trump, who is doing a…

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
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Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…

Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth
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Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly
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Fake news bs about brave ICE agents doing their job perfectly

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Mark Hamill thinks he’s relevant, how cute
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Mark Hamill thinks he’s relevant, how cute

Big ElephantApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out now? With our great leader,…

Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again
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Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

liberal wimps predict endless war with Iran big shock
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liberal wimps predict endless war with Iran big shock

Big ElephantApril 3, 2026April 3, 2026

The utter ridiculousness of the so-called “opposition” to our great President Donald Trump is on full display, folks. As of…

Fake news obsessing over Artemis and Iran instead of America
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Fake news obsessing over Artemis and Iran instead of America

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

The Deep State is at it again, folks, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…

Canadian team owner tries to be relevant somehow still
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Canadian team owner tries to be relevant somehow still

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great President Donald Trump is somehow wrong…

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