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Tag: MMO

Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds
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Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

RuneScape: Dragonwilds was not even on my radar a few months ago, but after getting a chance to play it,…

Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
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Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…

SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow
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SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

When I first heard about SEED at Summer Game Fest, I was like a kid in a candy store, excitedly…

Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content
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Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh joy, another update to get us excited about the inevitable grind in Runescape: Dragonwilds. The developers at Jagex have…

Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus
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Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh joy, another day, another chance for Sony to stuff more games into the ever-expanding void that is PlayStation Plus.…

Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
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Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…

Crimson Desert’s Next Patch Will Probably Almost Definitely Maybe Add That One Thing You’ve Been Begging For But Let’s Be Real It’s Going To Mess Up Something Else Instead
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Crimson Desert’s Next Patch Will Probably Almost Definitely Maybe Add That One Thing You’ve Been Begging For But Let’s Be Real It’s Going To Mess Up Something Else Instead

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

The never-ending saga of patches and updates for Crimson Desert continues, because who needs a social life, anyway? 🤣 As…

The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord
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The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Let’s talk about the most iconic, the most legendary, the most unforgettable game franchise of all time – Final Fantasy…

Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Square Enix Drops Patch 7.5 Trailer Like It's Hot, Fans Ask, "But When Do We Actually Get It?"
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Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…

EVE Online Demands Your Blood For Epic Real-World Lore Document
EVE Online Wants Your Blood — Literally
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EVE Online Demands Your Blood For Epic Real-World Lore Document

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Move over, fancy cosmetics and exclusive ships, because CCP Games just unveiled the most metal way to immortalize yourself in…

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