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Ozzy Fans Desperately Clinging To Hope Of 2027 Ozzfest
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 🤯 I just found out that Sharon Osbourne, the…
Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously heavy stuff? 🤯 ILLUMISHADE just dropped their new single “Heatwave” and…
Anthrax teams up with Z2 because you clearly didnt have enough anthrax in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that thrash metal legends ANTHRAX…
COREY TAYLOR Still Traumatized By SLIPKNOTs 1996 Show
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Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares
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XANDRIA Finally Decides to Release Some Actual Music Instead of Just Reheating the Same Old Power Ballads for the 12 People Who Still Listen to Symphonic Metal ‘Colours’ Single Dropping Like a Hot Potato From Upcoming ‘Eclipse’ Album Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway
🎸👀 Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎶🔥 German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…
DARKEST HOUR Still Trying To Make It Big After All These Years To Begin Recording 11th Studio Album With Producer MARK LEWIS In May Because 10 Wasnt Enough
In a shocking turn of events, Washington D.C. metallers DARKEST HOUR have announced that they will be entering the studio…
DIMMU BORGIR’s SILENOZ On Super Long Awaited ‘Grand Serpent Rising’ Album Weve Managed To Write Some Songs That Wont Put You To Sleep Immediately Without Sacrificing Our Integrity Or Selling Out Completely
In a shocking turn of events, DIMMU BORGIR’s guitarist Sven “Silenoz” Kopperud revealed that the band’s upcoming album, “Grand Serpent…