RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…
Tag: money
Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…
Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…
Because the World Was Missing a Sequel to a Perfectly Fine Film Apparently
Pixar just announced a slew of new projects, because of course they did. As part of their presentation at D23,…
Buffalo Bills Fans Get Obstructed Views, Financial Heart Attacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Buffalo Bills are moving into their shiny new Highmark Stadium,…
Ahsoka Season 2 Trailer Drops Because You Still Have Money
The trailer for Ahsoka Season 2 has finally dropped, and it’s packed with all the action and drama you’d expect…
Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…
DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
Oh no, the metal world is shaken to its core: Dom Lawson, the renowned UK metal journalist, has suffered a…
Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Europe is having a rough summer, and I’m not just talking…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…