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Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal
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Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Volkswagen is converting a car plant in northwestern Germany to defense…

Van Halen Brothers Still Fighting Like Old Married Couple
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Van Halen Brothers Still Fighting Like Old Married Couple

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, it’s time to grab some popcorn and watch the drama unfold! 🍿 Sammy Hagar has finally responded to…

Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
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Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…

Independents Fill Democrats’ Vacant Spots Because Someone Has To
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Independents Fill Democrats’ Vacant Spots Because Someone Has To

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, it looks like the Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis, at least in Nebraska. I…

Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow
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Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s administration has been playing a…

Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not
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Musk Throws Cash At Texas Senate Race Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Texas Republicans have been waiting for what feels like an eternity…

Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
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Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money

FinnSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…

US Lets Venezuelan Businessman Off Hook Because Oil
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US Lets Venezuelan Businessman Off Hook Because Oil

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Venezuelan businessman Alejandro Betancourt has been at the…

Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads
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Republicans Get Discount on Brainwashing Americans with TV Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just gave Republican campaign groups a big break,…

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
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Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…

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