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Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss
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Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from former Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and let me…

Bond Rout Brings Mixed Bag Of Financial Emotions
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Bond Rout Brings Mixed Bag Of Financial Emotions

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rising bond yields have been causing quite the commotion among investors…

Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
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Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…

Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently
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Elon Musk’s PAC boosts GOP with generous donations apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s super PAC, and I’ve got to say, this is getting…

SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
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SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…

Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently
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Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The rise in bond yields is a global phenomenon, and it’s…

DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds
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DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera and smart vacuum to add to the endless pile of gadgets,…

America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
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America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
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Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…

Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump
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Trump Midterms Ads Somehow All About Trump

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s new ad campaign, and I have to say, it’s quite…

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