Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…
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New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real…
GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism “in all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…
Fed to Bond Market: Chill, We Got This Maybe
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Investors are getting all worked up about government deficits and inflation,…
Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…
Liberals Embark On Quixotic Quest To Turn Red States Blue
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the midterms are heating up, and both parties…
China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…
KISS Drama Never Ends Because You People Can’t Get Enough
Oh no, the drama never ends! 🤯 KISS bassist Gene Simmons is spilling all the tea about his former bandmates,…
Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…
Hunter Biden Spins Infamous Laptop Into Crypto Gold
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden, is launching…