Rockstar’s Greed Reaches New Heights with $80 GTA 6 Base Model
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Rockstar Games has decided to unveil more details about the next…
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Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already
The moment of truth has finally arrived, folks! Valve has pulled back the curtain on Steam Machine pricing, and let’s…
Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…
Silly 14-point Iran surrender plan annoyingly annotated
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one!…
Mike Myers Refuses to Let Austin Powers Die So He’s Forcing a Fourth Movie on You Whether You Like It Or Not
Breaking news, folks, and by breaking news, I mean something that’s been broken for years, but we’re going to pretend…
JON BON JOVI Finally Gets Voice Back After Years of Scream Singing Wrecked His Vocal Cords and His Fans Ears
Oh great, because the world was just missing one thing: a Bon Jovi tour 🎉. The iconic frontman, Jon Bon…
Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money
The wait is over, and the drama is about to unfold for all you Frostpunk 2 fans out there! 🚨👀…
Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…
ICE does its job in Baltimore, libs freak out somehow
Oh, great, another newsarticle trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, the best thing that’s happened to this country…