Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully
Big News, Folks! 🚨 XBOX is Having a Major Meltdown 🤯 and We Can’t Look Away 🍿. It seems like…
Tag: money
5 Super Obvious Ways to Save Money on Gaming That You Definitely Haven’t Already Thought Of Because You’re Clearly a Responsible Adult Who Doesn’t Spend All Their Paycheck on Loot Boxes
Gamers are spending more than ever, but who needs personal financial responsibility, right? 🤑 According to Circana, total U.S. video…
Finally a terrorist pays for killing our brave American heroes somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, spreading their liberal lies and propaganda about our…
Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…
Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…
Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…
Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…
Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general
Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the so-called “mainstream media” trying to bash our glorious President Donald…
How Microtransactions Ruined Our Lives And Forced Us To Sell Our Souls For A Few More Gems
Mobile games have become the ultimate thieves in the night, sneaking up on your wallet and stealing all your money…