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AS I LAY DYING Drops New Single ‘If I Fall’ (Spoiler: They Probably Will)
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AS I LAY DYING Drops New Single ‘If I Fall’ (Spoiler: They Probably Will)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Ah yes, “Echoes”, the sound of desperation from AS I LAY DYING, a band whose leader thought hiring a hitman…

Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL
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Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our “esteemed” DHS is handing out $10,000 bonus checks to TSA employees! Ten thousand dollars!…

Stone Temple Pilots’ Dean DeLeo: Spotify’s Royalty Rates? More Like Highway Robbery, Am I Right
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Stone Temple Pilots’ Dean DeLeo: Spotify’s Royalty Rates? More Like Highway Robbery, Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

🎸 Dean DeLeo from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (the band your dad used to blast in the minivan 🚐) is whining…

Oops! Some Guy Screwed Up a Label and Now a Giant Boat’s Playing Demolition Derby With a Bridge, Says Nerdy Bureaucrats
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Oops! Some Guy Screwed Up a Label and Now a Giant Boat’s Playing Demolition Derby With a Bridge, Says Nerdy Bureaucrats

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of…wait for it…a LABEL! Apparently, a misplaced sticker on a wire caused a cargo ship…

Gran Turismo 7 Gives New Players a Measly 1.5M Credits While the Franchise Pathetically Brags About Some “Historic” Milestone
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Gran Turismo 7 Gives New Players a Measly 1.5M Credits While the Franchise Pathetically Brags About Some “Historic” Milestone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Gran Turismo 7, the game that’s been milking our wallets dry for THREE YEARS, has apparently…

OMG! Silent Hill: Townfall Release Date Just Fell Out of the Sky and It’s, Like, Tomorrow
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OMG! Silent Hill: Townfall Release Date Just Fell Out of the Sky and It’s, Like, Tomorrow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

So, apparently, the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Silent Hill: Townfall might actually see the light of day! Get ready…

Cities: Skylines II Gets Ice-Cold Reception as Iceflake Studios Thaws Out Paradox and Colossal Order’s Partnership
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Cities: Skylines II Gets Ice-Cold Reception as Iceflake Studios Thaws Out Paradox and Colossal Order’s Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Oh, dear city planners, brace yourselves for a plot twist so shocking, it’s like finding out your meticulously planned sewage…

James Cameron Still Clinging to ‘Alita’ Like Rose to That Door
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James Cameron Still Clinging to ‘Alita’ Like Rose to That Door

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 James Cameron, the guy who brought us underwater CGI blue people and sinking ships, has apparently sworn a…

Noah Schnapp Accidentally Spills the Demogorgon Beans: ‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Plot Twist Revealed (Oops!)
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Noah Schnapp Accidentally Spills the Demogorgon Beans: ‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Plot Twist Revealed (Oops!)

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

OMG!😱 Will Vecna, the dude who looks like Voldemort after a bad tanning session, get a REDEMPTION ARC in the…

Baltimore Bridge: From Key to K.O-ed, Repairs Now Cost More Than Your Entire Life Savings and Will Be Done by the Time Your Grandkids Are Old Enough to Drive
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Baltimore Bridge: From Key to K.O-ed, Repairs Now Cost More Than Your Entire Life Savings and Will Be Done by the Time Your Grandkids Are Old Enough to Drive

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Baltimore Bridge Boondoggle: Is This a Bridge to Nowhere or a Drain on Taxpayers? It seems the liberal elite in…

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