Supreme Court Drops the Ball on Texas Woman’s Epic Saga of Alleged Postal Racism — Guess Her Mail Will Just Have to Wait Forever!
Oh look, the Supreme Court strikes again! This time they sided with the U.S. Postal Service and against a woman…
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Blizzard Unleashes Overwatch Rush, a Top-Down Mobile Spin That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody asked for, Blizzard Entertainment has unveiled Overwatch Rush, a mobile game…
TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…
From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)
Well, well, well, gather ’round, folks, because apparently, the gaming industry has had a revelation: people don’t want to spend…
“HHS Industry Power Hour: NIH Gets the Spotlight While Everyone Else Plays Second Fiddle”
🚨 Attention Vendors! HHS is Hosting Another “Power Hour” – Because Nothing Says “Efficiency” Like a Zoom Meeting! 🚨 📅…
“Budgeting 101: Because Your Money Deserves a Plan, Not a Pity Party”
Budgeting 101: Your Money, Your Future 💰✨ Because who doesn’t love a glow-up… for their wallet? 💸💅 🌟 Learn easy…
Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?
Oh, look who’s crying over spilled tariffs! Democratic Senator Andy Kim wants President Trump to “give back” the $134 billion…
Big D(rag) Cabaret: Where the Queens Reign and the Jokes Never Stop
Here is a satirical, funny rewrite of the article: Eventbrite Event: Big D(rag) Cabaret – Feb 22nd Well well well,…
Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
‘I’m tired of getting kicked in the teeth’: How child care costs could make parents in a key US House district scream louder than a toddler at bedtime
Pennsylvania Families Crushed by Child Care Costs – Democrats Blame Trump’s Economic Genius Oh, the humanity! Families in Pennsylvania’s 7th…