Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🙄! Those symphonic metal maestros, SIRENIA, are back with “Nightside Den”, which they claim is the…
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“Pluribus” Trailer Drops: Witness Rhea Seehorn’s Descent into Gilligan’s Sci-Fi Madness
Apple TV+, not content with just having all your money 💰, has decided to bless us with a new teaser…
Letitia “Cash Me Outside” James Gets Bankrolled by Dems After Trump Indictment, Proving Justice is Blind (to Campaign Contributions)
Another day, another witch hunt fails spectacularly! Crooked Letitia James, indicted for her own crimes, somehow manages to rake in…
Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming
OMG! 😱 Sigourney Weaver, bless her heart, claims there’s ANOTHER 👽Alien script floating around. And guess what? She thinks it’s…
Monster High Abomination Doll Is An Intergalactic Eyesore
🤣OMG!😱 Mattel, the geniuses behind Barbie (and other plastic crack for your kids), have decided that the Xenomorph, that cute…
CHEAP TRICK Dumps ‘The Riff That Won’t Quit’ (Yeah Right) Single From Forthcoming ‘All Washed Up’ Album (Finally)
Oh, great, more “rock” from the dinosaurs. CHEAP TRICK, those guys who haven’t been relevant since before your grandma was…
Iron Maiden Gets Minted: Officially Older Than Your Dad’s Coin Collection
The Royal Mint, bless their cotton socks, has decided to slap IRON MAIDEN‘s mug on a coin. 🙄 Apparently, these…
Subnautica 2 Founders Throw a Hissy Fit, Sue Krafton for Being Too Demanding Like a Bratty Bride
Oh, the drama! 🎭 Apparently, after getting the boot 🥾 this month, the oh-so-important founders of Unknown Worlds are crying…
ICE’s Popularity Plummets Faster Than My GPA After Discovering Memes
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump’s big, beautiful agenda…
“Your Power Bill is Gonna Decide the Next President, Apparently”
Oh, the horror! It seems even CNN is begrudgingly admitting that electricity bills are soaring, just as we conservatives have…