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Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
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Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser

FinnSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…

Howard Stern stays at SiriusXM to continue elaborate pranks, and CNN Business is reporting it, OMG
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Howard Stern stays at SiriusXM to continue elaborate pranks, and CNN Business is reporting it, OMG

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Howard Stern, that aging shock jock, pulled a fast one, pretending to ditch SiriusXM for the likes of Bravo’s Andy…

Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7
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Tim McIlrath of RISE AGAINST: Injecting Politics into Music? More Like Injecting Opinions 24/7

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 💥 interview with the JJO Discover New Music Podcast (because who DOESN’T listen to that, amirite?),…

ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’
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ICE, ICE, Baby: Delivery Drivers Ditch DC Faster Than You Can Say ‘Deportation’

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems our beloved Washington D.C. is experiencing a slight… decluttering of its illegal immigrant population, and…

Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie
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Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! Tesla, that bastion of American ingenuity, is considering giving Elon Musk, a true visionary and friend of…

Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited
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Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Sleepy Joe’s at it again, folks! Apparently, even after failing to Make America Great Again, he thinks he deserves a…

Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings
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Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings

FinnSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? Some rich idiot 🤡 just blew $3.6 million on Darth Vader’s lightsaber! 🤣 Yes, you…

Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah
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Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…

Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
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Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…

Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
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Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…

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