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VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant
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VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), VIO-LENCE…

GTA Tokyo Was Almost Real Until Someone Said ‘No More Ramen’
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GTA Tokyo Was Almost Real Until Someone Said ‘No More Ramen’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 25, 2025December 25, 2025

Move over, Liberty City—because apparently, Rockstar once considered letting samurai traffic violations and neon-lit ramen shop stickups take center stage…

Trump Sends Clown Car to Russia, Demands Ukraine Chill Out
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Trump Sends Clown Car to Russia, Demands Ukraine Chill Out

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it Again! They are clutching their pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is…

Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure
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Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another day, another globalist conspiracy thwarted by the genius of President Trump! CNN is clutching its pearls because our favorite…

KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See
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KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💋, because during a riveting (read: snooze-fest😴) November 15 panel discussion at the “KISS Kruise: Landlocked…

Sleep Profiles, Impending Doom, and How to Get Fired: Today’s Excruciating Headlines
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Sleep Profiles, Impending Doom, and How to Get Fired: Today’s Excruciating Headlines

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Here’s your daily dose of liberal lunacy and deep-state shenanigans, folks! Don’t worry, President Trump is still in charge, making…

Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
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Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩‍🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…

Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks
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Tom Keifer (Cinderella) Admits To Ripping Off Randy Rhoads’ Licks

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

In a groundbreaking 🙄 new interview with 96.9 The Eagle KKGL, CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, the unsung hero of hair…

“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

RAD Arts Foundation proudly presents Award-Winning Iranian Film Screening🎬 SEA BOYS Cast: Afshin Hashemi, Mona Farjad Yasin Habibpour, Monib Bozorgzadeh…

Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
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Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…

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