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Musk’s Military Mishap Tanks US Relations
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Musk’s Military Mishap Tanks US Relations

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The crisis in US-Ukraine relations is getting worse, and it’s all…

Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again
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Musk’s Latest Bright Idea Angers Everyone Somehow Again

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US-Ukraine relations are in a crisis, and it’s getting worse…

Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine
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Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ukraine, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great
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Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Europe is getting a little spooked, and for…

Vio-Lence Finally Played Russia, Then Seemed Embarrassed Anyone Found Out
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Vio-Lence Finally Played Russia, Then Seemed Embarrassed Anyone Found Out

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

American thrash metal veterans Vio-Lence finally made their Russian debut in August 2026, nearly four decades after Eternal Nightmare —…

CIA Boss Drops By Moscow to Chat About Not Starting Wars
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CIA Boss Drops By Moscow to Chat About Not Starting Wars

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about CIA Director John Ratcliffe’s recent trip to Moscow, and I have to…

Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty
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Bryan Kohberger Gets Two Whole Hearings to Maybe Not Be Guilty

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bryan Kohberger, the guy who pleaded guilty to stabbing four University…

CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
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CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…

Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment
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Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the perfect storm is brewing in the oil…

Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
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Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…

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