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DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well
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DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the federal government and The New York Times.…

Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill
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Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bipartisan Russia sanctions bill that GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham championed…

US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War
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US Military Loses Two In Sudden Case Of War

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and I just can’t help…

Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently
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Nation’s Cybersecurity Now In Capable Hands Of Robots Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

The White House is launching a new initiative to coordinate cybersecurity defenses across critical infrastructure, and I’m reading about it…

Iran Gives America’s Blockade A Stress Test Because Why Not
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Iran Gives America’s Blockade A Stress Test Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Persian Gulf, where Iran is apparently getting ready…

Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently
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Government Curious About Leaks Not Classified Information Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Justice Department has subpoenaed four New York Times…

More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

In a move that will undoubtedly change the fabric of our existence, several new movies are now available to stream…

Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog
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Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to wade through the crowded waters of indie games at Summer Game Fest, where the only…

Oh great, another US-Iran truce on shaky ground already
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Oh great, another US-Iran truce on shaky ground already

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An apparent agreement between the US and Iran to pause the…

Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
Breaking News: Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Sign Over Their Souls to AI Overlords 🚨👀
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Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway

FinnJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…

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