Nicolas Cage is Apparently a Spider Now Because Why Not
In a move that has left everyone wondering if Nicolas Cage has finally lost all sense of reality, Prime Video…
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Because the World Was Missing a Movie Where a Cowboy and a Swordsman Team Up to Fight Crime and Look Ridiculously Cool Doing It in a Battle of Wits and Facial Hair
Breaking news: Django and Zorro are teaming up, because who doesn’t love a good buddy cop movie… set in the…
Breaking News: Adult Still Watching Cartoons Gets Busted for Leaking Sweet sweet Avatar Action
A man in Singapore has been arrested for leaking the upcoming animated movie The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender…
Diana Ross Totally Not Bitter About Being Left Out of the Michael Jackson Biopic or Anything
The drama, the excitement, the utter chaos that is the Michael Jackson biopic! 🎬👀 It’s like a never-ending soap opera,…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle Between He-Man and His Ego in the New Trailer!
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news has just been announced: a new Masters of the Universe movie is coming,…
Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie of the Year Watch the Underwhelming Final Trailer for David Lowerys Mother Mary
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie trailer has dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?)…
Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For
You won’t believe the sorcery that’s happening here, folks! 🎉🔮 They’ve actually conjured up a sequel to Practical Magic, a…
Ryan Reynolds Announces the Apocalypse is Near Because Deadpool is Never Making Another Movie Again and We’re All Doomed to Live Without His Regenerating Degenerate Self on the Big Screen
We’ve seen the last of Deadpool’s solo adventures, or have we? 🤔👊 It’s not like Ryan Reynolds is tired of…
Review: Lee Cronin’s The Mummy – “So Bad it’s Good, or Maybe Just Bad, Either Way You’ll be Sleeping with the Lights On and Questioning Your Life Choices
We’ve got a brand new Mummy movie, and it’s a real wrap 🎥👻! Lee Cronin’s The Mummy is not just…
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Nerds to Waste Their Lives Watching Space Babies and Armored Dudes in Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu
The most epic news ever just dropped, and I’m not even being sarcastic for once! 🚀👀 The new trailer for…